Crutch Rifles.

I, being incredibly accident prone, own three pairs of crutches. I keep one pair in my dorm room, just in case. They were recently needed, but not for me, and not for an injury... on the contrary, they were used to defend freedom as we know it here at RIT. They made excellent intimidating rifles, which proved to be quite hilarious while gallivanting about the underground tunnels.

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