Glassy Green's Ice Cream.

      My dad was eating some Green's brand butter pecan ice cream. He began attempting to chew what he thought was a pecan shell when he suddenly made the weirdest ice cream eating face I've ever seen. Upon asking him the reason for the face, he picked something off of his tongue and said "There's a piece of glass in here."
      Calling the phone number on the carton proved to be unsuccessful, so he sent them a "strongly worded" email, receiving no response so far. I told him that he needs to call the company again and inform them of his dissatisfaction in his angry manly voice. He must demand a year of free ice cream or we sue. Simple as that.

Here's to hoping for tons of free ice cream, pass on the glass shards.